Thursday, February 26, 2009

So sick so sick of being tired, and oh so tired of being sick!

So maybe one of you moms out there can help me out... can someone explain to me why the BLACK PLAGUE is going around UMass Amherst??? Seriously. I have had about 5 different illnesses over the past two weeks. It started off as a light cough, which I gladly attributed to my newly habitual marijuanna smoking. Then I got the stuffy nose/sore throat in the morning bologna. Then that went away. One day I'm fine, then the next morning I wake up with a fever and pounding migraine which I thought was a sinus headache, but no, I'm not "sinusy" on that day. Then I can't stop blowing my nose and hacking up a lung. Now I'm suffering from God-awful migraines that last hours on end and I'm nauseas as hell! How does one expect me to study for 4 exams and go to work when I feel like DEATH!!!!! And no, D, I'm NOT pregnant. <3

Someone fix me. Please. I can't take it anymoreeeeee.

Love, Sickling.


Anonymous said...

A Swede was here ;)

Steam Me Up, Kid said...

Airborne and sleep. I was sick for 5 months last year, and not once this year. Airborne and sleep. Also, hot water with many many lemons squeezed into it.

You've probably done that though.

Dana's Brain said...

Oh my poor Sickling! (That was sarcasm about the habitual marijuana smoking, right?)

What you need is to come and stay at my house for awhile. I'll ply you with chicken soup and Jake will read you "The Hot Dog" a million and one times.

And if I thought for a second that you were pregnant, I'd come up there and kick your ass!


Jen W said...

Found you through Dana's Brain...I've been off and on sick since January 1st. Still hacking up a lung. I've tried just about everything. I can't figure it out. But I am a hypochondriac so now I've convinced myself it's lung cancer.